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One Apone Jahrzeit

One apone jahrzeit, Shark goldfish was slaying children in Russian prison Black Donkey. Peace peanut frolicked carrot quickly Obama...

This Article Was Made In Under A Minute

The bell rang, so this is all I could write. I failed — Duncan I could not write an article in under a minute sadly.

The Ultimate Tierlist of Everything

For eons, humans have asked time and time again, which thing is better than the other thing? I will be giving my objective subjective...

KNOWLEDGE OF THE ELDERS

Have you ever wondered what your dreams really mean? Have you seen this man in your dreams? Have you dreamed this dream before? Do you...

HELP

Please help, I'm trapped in an article. Help. Please help me. I have no idea how I got in here. You have to help me. It smells like...

THE JANSE PERSON SPOTLIGHT

Your Janser News begins now. I sent a survey to a bunch of people and got 11 responses. I said I would pick 5 of them but I'm actually...

THE GREATEST SANDWICH EVER MADE IN THE HISTORY OF HUMANKIND EVER IN HISTORY

This will change the way you look at sandwiches.