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We Have Roaches

Updated: Apr 6, 2022

This school has been plagued for years, but people's true colors are starting to shine through. Breaking news: on March 23 someone submitted a photo of suspicious student activity. The eye witness, who has been asked to remain anonymous, reported seeing the intoxicated Senior stumbling around outside then proceeding to yell “Cock a doodle doo!” The witness states, “it was by this time where I tried to defuse the situation,” but instead of it ending there, the senior punched the witness in the face. The next thing the victim remembered was “sitting on the ground in a daze.” Luckily just before the senior hobbled back into the car and swerved off, the witness sat up and snapped a picture of the perpetrator.

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