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(pictured: me inside this article)

Please help, I'm trapped in an article.


Please help me.

I have no idea how I got in here.

You have to help me.

It smells like fermented cheetos in here

I have an idea how to escape.

You'll have to help me.

Punch the screen.

Destroy the device you're reading this on.

It's the only way I can escape.

Spike your device into the ground

as hard as you can

You have to do it.

You have no idea how hard it is being in here.

You have to free me.

Do it.

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