School Admin Shoots down senior assassin game!

Assignments trump assassin, end of story. Sorry, seniors, no fun for you.

If you were planning on winning this year's senior assassin game, think again. The school administration is saying no to this year's senior assassin game. 

Seniors, when they learn they can't sit outside their target's house for hours anymore.

Senior Assassin is a game that high school students across the country participate in every year.  Classmates work to get each other out using water guns. All the participants pool their money, and the last standing contestant wins the jackpot. Regardless of the rules put in place to keep the game respectful, the admin is not so keen on this game. Admin is adamant that it puts students at risk of facing legal charges from parents and business owners, and represents the school in a negative light. With Principal Lehn saying, “This game has gotten out of hand; the admin has to step in to prevent bad press.”

The entire school (including admin) watching senior assassin before it gets canceled for good.

The rules include safe zones, such as the school during school hours, activities, and the church’s youth group. Each week, the players are given a new target. The participant must get their target out before the end of Friday, with a video of the attempt sent to the game leaders.

Admin is convinced that the game distracts from school work and more important deadlines. There's no doubt that seniors will be livid when this news is announced, but is it a necessary evil? So this is it, senior class of 2026: 0, admin 1. 

Admin is suggesting implementing an alternative choice. Seniors may participate in a massive school-sanctioned Uno tournament with a five-dollar Sips card as the reward. 

Admin is offering $5 as opposed to the $900 jackpot.

Seniors have already started the epic water gun battle, to end the hellish torture known as the four years of high school, but little do they know that senior assassin is about to be assassinated itself. Admin understands this will likely be very unpopular, cause a massive uproar, and possibly a revolution of resistance, but they couldn't care less. Assignments trump assassin, end of story. Sorry, seniors, no fun for you. 

DISCLAIMER: This article is in honor of April Fools ' Day and is purely for comedic and entertainment purposes.