Should All French be Deleted from English?
I sent out a poll to North Scott learners and staff, asking them if they think all French words should be deleted from English. An...
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Robert Palmer
- Apr 1
- 2 min
Ancient Greece Comes to North Scott
After leagues of Western Civ students showed interest in Ancient Greek culture, Mr. Greenwood decided to bring Ancient Greece to North...
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Gretchen Hoft
- Apr 1
- 2 min
Bubbl'r Has Been Discontinued
North Scott’s favorite fizzy drink, Bubbl’r, has been discontinued and is to be removed from all vending machines, grocery stores, online...
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Sean Chapman
- Mar 31, 2023
- 2 min
Lunch Changes for the 2023-24 school year
Just in from the Iowa Department of Education, another grant funding free lunch for all Iowa public schools for the next three school...
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Sean Chapman
- Mar 31, 2023
- 1 min
Cell Phone Jammers Are Being Put In Next Week
In my quest to get the scoop for the Lance readers, I asked Mr. Knoche if there was anything that the students of our school should be...
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Sean Chapman
- Mar 31, 2023
- 3 min
A Look into North Scott's Eraser Black Market
It’s no secret that erasers are targeted by Administration, but what you may not know is that teachers have been using underground...
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Sean Chapman
- Mar 31, 2023
- 1 min
The Taylor Swift Eras Tour is CANCELED
This morning, we’ve received confirmation that Taylor Swift has officially canceled the continuation of her Eras Tour. This is a...
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Sean Chapman
- Mar 31, 2023
- 1 min
Mr. Chapman is leaving North Scott
Recently, some devastating news has arisen--Mr. Chapman is leaving North Scott after this school year. He’s had many wonderful students...
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Sean Chapman
- Mar 31, 2023
- 1 min
North Scott is Getting a Parking Garage!
Have you heard the fantastic news? North Scott High School will install a parking garage by the lab! The garage will be 6 floors tall and...
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Sean Chapman
- Apr 1, 2022
- 1 min
Something to Stop For
Have you ever walked the halls and felt like you could get around faster? Last year in response to Covid-19 the school changed its...
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Sean Chapman
- Apr 1, 2022
- 2 min
Braxton Townsley Signs With Alabama
North Scott football superstar Braxton “Big Sexy” Townsley has committed to play football for perennial powerhouse Alabama. Braxton had a...
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Sean Chapman
- Apr 1, 2022
- 1 min
Wordle is Ending
The New York Times has decided to shut down Wordle after mass controversy over the misspelling of the word "stove" as "stoove." Josh...
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Sean Chapman
- Apr 1, 2022
- 1 min
We Have Roaches
This school has been plagued for years, but people's true colors are starting to shine through. Breaking news: on March 23 someone...
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Sean Chapman
- Apr 1, 2022
- 1 min
Goodbye Sips, Hello Hot Broth! (NOTE: this is an April Fool's joke; we LOOOOOVE Sips)
Sips, Eldridge’s most beloved coffee shop, will be closing its doors on April 13th and reopening as Hot Broth!, a store devoted to broths...
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Sean Chapman
- Apr 1, 2022
- 2 min
Groundhogs Cast Spell for Everlasting Winter
During a recent survey of a suspicious group of groundhogs, scientists discovered that they were actually studying a secret groundhog...
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Sean Chapman
- Apr 1, 2022
- 2 min
Breaking News: Texas is a Communist Country
This is just in: Texas has now officially declared its independence from the Western ideas of the United States. This newly formed...
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Sean Chapman
- Apr 1, 2022
- 2 min
North Scott Bans Trumpets!!
Earlier this week, the decision was made by the district to place a temporary ban on trumpets in our bands. The decision was made due to...
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Sean Chapman
- Apr 1, 2022
- 1 min
Bye-Bye Lincoln!
Lincoln, the lovable golden-ball of fur usually seen roaming the hallways will be no more. He’s not dead, of course, but he sure is gone!...
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Sean Chapman
- Apr 1, 2022
- 1 min
Bark Bark Prom
These past couple years, the pandemic has drastically impacted our society. The rise of cases can cause a disruption in opportunities or...
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Sean Chapman
- Apr 1, 2022
- 2 min
Lunch Is Served
We got an exclusive scoop for this week’s upcoming lunch menu! Here’s what we’re going to be wolfing down this week. Whether you have A,...
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